Sep
13
Dear drunk chick taking the metro at 7 am
You are clearly coming back from what was obviously an absolutely epic night out. Your feet are disgusting, your make up is non existent (and what is still there did most definitely not stay in place), your hair is stringy, you reek of booze and cigarette smoke, and are definitely going to pay the price and suffer when you wake up.
How I wish I were you.
